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Fart Jokes, Riddles and Poems
Headling our Fart Village retro revival, we are glad to put up some classic comedy fart jokes, riddles, and poems. Nearly all of them probably have the same answer . . . a fart!!! Enjoy, and make sure you visit soon because we will be adding more!
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Why do Irishmen only put 239 beans in their chili? Because one more would make it too farty!
A guy with a donkey walked up to a psychic and asked about his future. The psychic said, "When your donkey farts 3 times you will die." So the man walked along with his donkey and the donkey farted. The man said" Oh no donkey you mustn't fart again". So they kept on walking and the donkey farted again. The man said "I can't take another chance with this". So the man then shoved a cork up the donkey's buttocks. Then the man felt relieved so they continued walking. The donkey farted yet again, sending the cork flying. The cork hit the man's head with such speed that he was killed instantly!
Do you know what fart stands for? It's an acronym for Fecal Air Rectally Transmitted--FART!
A young man is coming home from a night-club with a lady for the first time. He's never had sex before and knows nothing about "these things". The lady said to him "Just relax, I'm going to do what is called a 69'er". This sounds okay so he tries it out. A few seconds into it the lady rips off the hugest fart, as she was about to apologize, the young man gets up and says "Stuff this, I can't handle another 68 of those!"
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(sorry we don't have a lot because it's hard to get fart riddles!)
What goes through your pants without making a hole? A fart!
Riddle me this, Riddle me that, What is green and stains brown? It tastes like a tart and its called a... fart!
Do farts have lumps? Answer: No? Then I just shit my pants!
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Farting can be fun
Be it silent or loud
You can do it on the run
by yourself or in a crowd
Some are very dry
and some are wet
some can make you cry
and some will make you sweat
so eat some spicy food
and try hard to let one go
yes, farting is rude
but it's fun don't ya know....
Same as ever
Took a dump
And pulled the lever
The toilet clogged
The water flowed
Look out world it's a mother load
Excuse Me For Farting
Pardon me for being rude
it was not me it was my food
it just popped up to say hello
and now it's gone back down below
As I sat on the bog one day
Having a good old dump
I heard a voice from down below
It didn't half make me jump
And there I spied a talking turd
I thought it rather potty
It said "I don't want to die"
And jumped back up my booty